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The Confectioner's Apprentice"Hiya, Apple Bloom! Do you want to hang out with me this afternoon? We're making toffee at the shop, and you can have some if you want!"
"Oh, hi, Twist. I'm sorry, I can't. Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo and I already had plans. Scootaloo went to Twilight's library to borrow the Equestria Job Guide and we're getting ideas from that to try and find what our special talents are."
"Oh... OK then. I'll bring you some tomorrow, then." Twist said, dejectedly. "Have fun!" she added, but Apple Bloom was already halfway down the school path to meet the rest of the Cutie Mark Crusaders at the gate.
Walking towards the street herself, she overheard them talking amongst themselves.
"Let's try... that one!" Scootaloo yelled, opening to a random page and pointing to the first heading she saw.
After a few seconds of reading, Sweetie Belle spoke. "What does a metaontologist do, anyway?"
"Let's ask Twilight! She's sure to know!" Scootaloo cried, strapping on her helmet.
Twist had barely a second to dodge asid
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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